15 December 2006

Breaking: PMO researches real cause of global warming

Prime Minister Stephen Harper's comments about "so-called" greenhouse gases are actually just a clue to what all Conservatives know to be the real cause of global warming: bovine flatulence.

Bond Papers has obtained a classified Conservative Party video showing two senior PMO staffers conducting experiments on ungulate intestinal emissions, at the party's top-secret policy research facility (and dude ranch), near Canmore.

2 comments:

leftdog said...

SOLID Reform Party, er .... (I mean), Conservative Party science being translated into public policy!!!!

Susanna Ng said...

hhahhahahahhaahah a good one!