16 February 2007

Remember the Alamo?

A tongue-in-cheek piece in the Badger Herald calls for the United States to liberate Canada as part of the war on terror.

But is it humour or is there a serious threat being made?
With support, our Canadian heartland brethren can break the shackles of liberalism for once and for all. This would be accomplished by providing significant financial, organizational, and material backing to strengthen the position of Canadian conservatives. When they have gained sufficient power and popular support, they should be impelled to secede from the liberal elite dominating the country from Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto and Vancouver.

Preferably, this would be the first step toward statehood, though an independent Alberta, Manitoba and Saskatchewan loyal to the United States would also be acceptable. If the Canadian government attempted to quash the push for independence, we would be forced to move American troops into Canada and dissolve their government to maintain law and order, incorporating Canada into the United States as a protectorate. In this event it would be best to grant Quebec autonomy, and allow it sovereignty over New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland and other useless parts of the former Canadian nation. While some may find the creation of a Vichy Quebec undesirable in contrast to total annexation, let us pose a simple question. Does the United States need millions of croissant-loving French and Newfies pouring over the border and taking jobs from hard-working Americans? We most certainly think not. [Emphasis added]
Newfies?

Useless?

Hmmm.

Anyone familiar with history knows the real story of the Alamo.

Ask any Mexican nationalist.

It looks like humour.

This guy Bill Rowe wrote a column a few weeks ago that sounds suspiciously like one component of this little plan: annex Newfoundland and Labrador to Quebec.

Perhaps he's a fifth columnist on this one.

The Telegram.

Badger Herald.

Both newspapers.

Coincidence?

Maybe there's something sinister behind the clown mask.

If nothing else there is an effort here to bring down not merely a single individual but an entire nation.

We await the Premier's next scrum.

Our pride is at stake.