1. Palin: One too many pucks to the head. The Republicans were desperate enough when they nominated Sarah Palin for the veep spot on the Republican ticket. [Hint: Despite what it seems, HNGs are not really a big enough demographic to win an election on.] Now Palin is showing how completely wasted the GOP is, accusing Obama of "palling around with terrorists".
Palin's a self-described hockey mom. Maybe she's taken one too many pucks to the head.
2. Dippers lose a dipstick. Well, another dipstick, as in a candidate they should never have nominated in the first place. Yeppers. How many is that now?
3. Not really plagiarism this time. Stephen Harper says that he cribbed a couple of bits of a Mike Harris speech, but says what he used were "fairly standard" bits of political rhetoric.
Translation: "If we keep killing staff whenever I screw up there'll be no one left to follow my orders."