If Doc O’Keefe, the mayor of a Great Sittee, actually has a poll that shows him with numbers he is very comfortable with, then he’d release the whole thing.
The fact he won’t release the poll to local media suggests the numbers are a lot less rosy than O’Keefe is claiming.
That would also explain why the deputy mayor - Ron Ellsworth - is getting his team ready for a run at the Barking-Lounger job made famous by Andy Wells and now occupied by the less-than-impressive O’Keefe.
Show us the numbers, Doc and maybe we’ll believe you. Otherwise, that clocking noise we hear is probably your knees knocking together.
Or maybe the clock ticking out on your time as head of the Great Sittee.