Norm Doyle has Danny Williams.
Loyola Hearn can't get him for some reason.
But anyway, here's the script with a vidcap.
[Two Loyolas. Standing side by side. They begin to read, obviously read from a TelePrompter]
Loyola: Hi, I'm Loyola.
Loyola: And I'm Loyola.
Loyola: We are so much alike we could be brothers.
Loyola: We are so close we could be partners.
Loyola: Umm... Be careful, Loyola. Not that kind of partners.
Loyola: No. Not that kind of partners. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course.
[awkward silence. Loyolas look around]
Loyola: Anyway...
Loyola: Anyway. Let's just say we've always been close on everything we do.
Loyola: And that's why I am here to tell you that without Loyola we could never have gotten all that money from Ottawa last year.
Loyola: That's right. Loyola. Loyola worked day and night attending meetings and speaking out with a strong voice to make sure we got what we deserved.
Loyola: and that's why I am supporting Loyola in St. John's South-Mount Pearl.
Loyola: That's right. I am supporting Loyola in St. John's South-Mount Pearl.
Loyola: So on January 23rd vote for me.
Loyola: No. On January 23rd vote for me.
Loyolas: [laughing in a fake, forced kind of way.] See. Even we can't tell each other apart.
Voice over: Authorized by the official agent for Loyola.
[Graphic: Vote Loyola. Or Loyola. One of them anyway. You pick.]
Note for Liam: This is a joke and should no way be taken to suggest that either Loyola or Loyola is actually planning something as cheesy as advertising in which people endorse Loyola reading awkwardly from a script.
Note for Chuck and Steve: Relax. Just remember: Loyola only bucked the party line once. he voted to bring down the government and with it the offshore money. He also voted against equal marriage.