Where: The Rooms.
What: Big Event.
Organized by: The Department of Business, but most likely starring the province's Chief Spitter.
Supposedly a monumental and stupendous event in the history of Newfoundland and Labrador.
(If the Spitter takes a leak, it qualifies as that to some.)
Could it be:
the branding initiative?
Finally.
At long last.
Try not to hyperventilate in anticipation.
The Spitter is said to have rejected concepts, scripts and all manner of creative effort in order to get just the right look and feel.
But we will know what the final product is next Tuesday.
At the Rooms.
Be there.