Christmas in Dannyland 4, an unsolicited contribution by WJM, can be found at labradore.Here's the next instalment from Bond. Maybe your humble e-scribbler will get a gig writing for Revue '06.
[Tune: Santa Claus is coming to town]
Danny's jaw is clenching again
He's gettin' annoyed.
He's royally upset.
Emotionally,
he's nearly a wreck.
Danny's jaw is clenching again.
He's showin' his angst
at Randy, not Bill.
The blood pressure's up.
He just cannot chill.
Danny's vein is throbbing again.
Refrain:
He's ticked off at the teachers.
He's riled at the PM.
The Opposition's got him miffed
pushin' Dan around the bend.
He's pissed off at Grimes.
Big Oil is bad, too.
He'll tell you
he's got lots better to do.
Danny's temple's throbbing again.