Watch next for Jack Harris to announce he'll run for the Dippers, which will make the next headline, followed by the next one: Harris wins in landslide.
Ironically, Jack Harris was first elected as a member of parliament in a Jurassic Park battle where he was the furry, agile little mammal as the alternative to two dinosaurs.
Now, Harris will likely be one of the dinosaurs, but with no alternative, voters will have an extremely limited choice.
The thing about inevitable headlines is that they aren't all inevitable; the other thing about them is that if the first one turns out to be inevitable, the rest will just fall in line.
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