As labradore has noted, a story turned up on voice of the cabinet minister on Friday claiming that there had been 4900 live births in the province in 2008.
Interestingly enough, the provincial government’s own research and analysis division figures for 2008 don’t jive with what labradore notes would be the most dramatically successful breeding program in the world.
In the third quarter of 2008, there were 1,138 live births in Newfoundland and Labrador. Couple that with the first quarter result of 1025 and you have 2163 live births in six months of 2008. That makes it highly unlikely that the other 2800 occurred in the remaining half year, especially considering the seasonal variation.
Maybe there’s a discrepancy because the bootie call also gives cash for adoptions. Still though 400 adoptions would mean four hundred babies brought into the province from outside since the total number of births captures all children born in the province.
But still, notice the figures.
Two months after the old year ended there are still 800 people who haven’t submitted their bootie call cash applications, if that story is true. On top of that, the government bureaucrats are so slow getting their act together that only 3300 people have gotten any cash thus far.
That’s pretty sucky all ‘round. Either people aren’t hearing about the bootie call cash or they aren’t getting their applications in or there just aren’t that many babies being cranked out.
They certainly aren’t getting their cash in a timely way. Six weeks to process the application and therefore starting out owing people $1200 bucks in benefits right off the bat. The bootie call consists of a cool grand for the live wriggler and then $100 a month for 12 months.
But let’s go back to that 4900 figure again because something just isn’t right.
The finance minister’s own statement and government’s budgeting on this don’t add up either. They’ve allocated $12.4 million in 2008 for the project which works out to over 5600 babies. Then they’ve allocated $9.9 million annually thereafter for it. That works out to roughly 4500 children which is the exact figure in the minister’s statement:
The combined total of births and adoptions each year is approximately 4,500.
So anyway, the numbers don’t add up. Looks like voice of the cabinet minister is just drying humping on the bootie call.
-srbp-