What else do you need but a website that takes trendy, hideous business jargon and translates it into plain English?
You know the garbage-words and crap phrases.
Things like “on a go-forward basis”.
Pure drivel.
So run it through the grinder at unsuck-it.com and this is what you get:
On a Go-Forward Basis
We will be leveraging core competencies across the enterprise on a go-forward basis.
Unsucked: In the future.
Some of you might be surprised to find out that “on a go-forward basis” means nothing more grandiose than “in the future” or “from now on.”
Others of you are no doubt wondering why some people use jargon quite so much or why it is that politicians like to use gobbledy-gook when there are perfect simple words available in English that everyone can understand.
And then there are the people who work for those politicians who will be thankful there is a website that spits out this shite so they don’t have to do the miserable job any more.
Don’t say your humble e-scribbler didn’t try and help you all out.
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