07 March 2009

Darwin Awards Runners Up: Things that go boom in the night

Police answered an unusual call this week in North River, Conception Bay. Someone wanted the police to dispose of a  naval five inch shell that people had been keeping as some sort of souvenir.

The thing reportedly dates back to the early part of the 20th century and, if the media report is right, was pilfered from an old Royal Naval Reserve training ship in St. John’s.

Ah the stories one comes across like this. 

In the mid-1990s there were a couple of reports in the space of a week of old hand grenades (Mills bombs) turning up in the Maritimes.  If memory serves, one was found on a mantle piece where it had rested undisturbed for decades until someone noticed it while cleaning out the house.  In the other incident, someone coming out to change the flag on a government building found the thing sitting there like an abandoned baby.

An old friend who served with the local constabulary relayed another story years ago of responding to a call to a home in what was then a less developed part of the city.  It was quite near an old Canadian army depot, though.  Somewhere along the line, the old codger who’d owned the place had managed to find a few treasures and stored them in his shed.  Included among the goodies was – as it turned out – a stash of 25 pounder artillery shells, less the bagged charges of gunpowder used to shoot them out of the cannon.

Still, though, the stuff was mighty dangerous.  Had they gone off, they would have left a mighty great hole where the shed and house had been, not to mention what would have become of the people.

It’s one thing to be a farmer in France and Belgium where this stuff comes up out of the Earth almost a century after it was first used.  or say to be a farmer in Afghanistan where the unexploded bombs and booby traps from recent conflicts still claim lives.

We are talking a whole other matter, though, when you have people who think that bombs, shells, grenades and other things intended to kill and maim might actually be worthwhile things to have around so there won’t be a lull in the conversation when the lads come round for a swalley.

At least someone had the good sense to call in the experts and have the thing disposed of properly.

-srbp-

3 comments:

WJM said...

It’s one thing to be a farmer in France and Belgium where this stuff comes up out of the Earth almost a century after it was first used. or say to be a farmer in Afghanistan where the unexploded bombs and booby traps from recent conflicts still claim lives.

Actually WWII and even WWI UXO still kills on a dismally regular basis in Belgium, northern France, and some of the more heavily-populated parts of Germany.

And I think at least one, if not two people were killed over the years by cordite or shells from the Raleigh wreck near Point Amour. (Using cordite as a fire-starter: not a good idea.)

Allan said...

This happens in Japan all the time. Construction workers are always coming across unexploded USA ordinance from the War. It's really scary.

See: (last month)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29079796/

Edward G. Hollett said...

Guys, it does happen all the time and it is scary. People are killed and maimed by unexploded ordnance from wars dating back a century or more.

Wally made reference to the Raleigh and that's an example of the completely insane things people do with things that are designed to explode.

The two examples I used of hand grenades and the artillery shells are just a few more in the litany. For some rreason people think that these things aren't dangerous.

Well, let me dispell that with another story from not so long ago. in Afghanistan the Soviet Army, as it then was, introduced a 40 mm grenade that was launched from a thing like a machine gun. The greandes look more like shotgun shells than what we think of from the American pineapples from the Second World War.

in any event, these things were designed to become live (forgive me if the parlance isn't correct) on the first impact which was supposed to be the hammer hitting the casing and firing it out the tube. It was then designed to explode on the second hit, which was supposed to be when it struck something near the target.

Problem: if you dropped the case of greandes, some of them, at pure random, decided that that was the first strike. Thus, you could load a bunch of them and start firing them off only to have them explode in the weapon.