The publicity 
stunt that set Boston police bomb squads hopping on Thursday was not a 
guerrilla stunt so much as a case of some monkey tossing his own...well, you know.
If convicted, the two 
twits misunderstood creative geniuses will fit right in;  jails are full of 
stupid people victims of society.
Successful crooks never get caught.
And smart marketers don't screw up in the first place or compound their error with a totally lame news gaggle in which they talk about "hair" questions.