Seen at voice of the cabinet minister: “Dawe pulls out of Topsail by-election”.
For those old enough to remember, that’s just a shade of a Saturday Night Live news bit from the mid 1970s.
“This just in: Fidel Castro has pulled out of Angola. A frustrated Angola could not be reached for comment.”
The difference is that one of those was intended to be a joke.
The other was real news.