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What do all these things have in common?

1. Finance minister Loyola "Rainman" Sullivan has postponed pre-budget consultations next week so he can release an updated financial statement on the provincial government for FY 2006.

2. Labour minister Paul Shelley is talking about holding a job fair to attract workers into Newfoundland and Labrador.

3. Demographic projections done for the provincial government over a decade ago have proven accurate.

Check the Bond Papers for observations on the state of the provincial government and economy four years after Danny Williams came to power.

Stand by - GRAP fibre deal: more information, less filling

For those following the recent government decision to investment $15 million in a fibreoptic cable deal with three private sector companies, some recent public comments by the business minister, his development colleague and the companies involved have changed dramatically the amount of information in the public domain on the original announcement.

Things have changed and comments in earlier posts will have to be amended as a result.

For example, we now have a better perspective on the scope and cost of the project. We also have a much better idea of what government is getting and not getting from the deal.

We can also see just exactly how far government has strayed from its own stated intentions only last year.

Stand-by. Bond Papers will offer a more detailed commentary - including a summary of the information as it currently stands - over the next 24 hours.

Blog impact

From a survey of Europeans:

Ipsos MORI found a direct link between blogs, or user-generated content, and people's intentions to buy goods or services.

Any company that fails to come up to standard should beware. The blog is replacing word of mouth for endorsing or condemning a product or service.

About a third of those Europeans questioned said they had been put off making a purchase after reading negative comments on the Internet from customers or other web-users, while 52 percent said they had been persuaded to buy after a positive review on a blog.

Get it right, and blogs could be a boost to companies and even save on their advertising and marketing budgets.

Blogs, or weblogs, are a more trusted source of information (24 percent) than television advertising (17 percent) and email marketing (14 percent), the survey commissioned by Hotwire, a technology public relations consultancy, said.

Technovation!

Now you can subscribe to Bond Papers - free of charge - and receive an e-mail notifying you when new material is posted.

check out the box at the top of the right column.

Promise made. Promise ...well...you know.

Some choice bits from the now infamous Blue Print:

During its first mandate, a Progressive Conservative government will make it illegal for government to spend money without prior legislative approval when the House of Assembly is in session, and restrict spending by Special Warrant to a specific emergency that occurs when the House is not in session.

In a recent radio appearance, finance minister Loyola Sullivan admitted some of the money spent on the logo came from special warrants. Does that Little Shop of Horrors thing count as a "specific emergency"?

Limit political contributions by a person, corporation, or union in any year, including an election year, to a total of $10,000 to a registered political party and a total of $5,000 to one or more district associations of a registered party or one or more candidates in a provincial election in relation to their candidacy, by way of cash, cheque, money order, credit card or goods and services, but excluding the purchase of tickets or passes and donations in kind to fundraising events sponsored by a registered political party or district association of a registered party.

Put that one in the "yeah, right" category.

Set and publish content rules for government advertising that will stop the use of public funds for political advertising.

Check newspapers in the province and see yet further examples of personal advertising by the Premier using public money. He isn't alone. Everyone is doing it. The practice was banned in 1989, but in 1996 the old system returned apparently to stay.

Newfoundlanders and Labradorians have grown tired of the flurry of closed-door, invitation-only consultations in recent years that were little more than "telling and selling" exercises.

Newfoundlanders and Labradorians have grown tired of them. Unfortunately, politicians in power love to restrict access. Try getting into a fisheries consultation without an invitation to the closed-door session.

A Progressive Conservative government will base policies and regulations for the procurement of goods and services and capital works on the following principles:

* Open and effective competition.

So explain how this works again. The provincial government is the majority shareholder in a telecom consortium with Persona, Rogers and the Manitoba phone company.

The provincial government is the largest telecom customer in the province.

The provincial government will call tenders for telecom work.

How does that promote open and effective competition?

'Allo, 'Allo. What's all this then?

Scanning the list of political contributions available at the Chief Electoral Officer's website yields some curious things.

Left: The ethics constable just felt something was not right about the whole situation.

Some of this stuff has been raised in other places but there's one people missed that really speaks to the need for much stronger restrictions on political contributions in the province.

Circumstances have changed dramatically since the early 1990s when the political contribution laws were last revised. There is a pressing need to revise them dramatically in light of the sort of things that have been going on over the past decade involving both the Liberal party and the Progressive Conservatives.

Here are two examples:

1. This is just plain wrong: There have been instances of town councils giving money to political parties. Like Cottlesville with the Liberals and Pasadena and Stephenville to the Tories in different years.

There is simply no reason for a town council to be spending public money in this way. Full stop.

2. This is just beyond wrong, if that's possible. Bond Papers previously raised questions about publicly funded entities - like health care foundations around the province - or other health-related charities taking donations from the Premier's family foundations.

The practice has continued in 2005. According to Revenue Canada's most recent filling on the Williams family Foundation, donations went to several health-related charities, some of which are directly tied to the provincial government:

- Dr. H. Bliss Murphy Cancer Care Foundation: $1, 000
- Trinity Conception Placentia Health Foundation: $500
- Cerebral Palsy Association: $500
- Newfoundland and Labrador Association for Spina Bifida and Hydrocephalus: $500

Then there's the Cox's Cove Wellness Foundation. Ed Joyce described the foundation this way in the House of Assembly in 2004:

This Foundation is a non-profit organization recently established in the Town of Cox'’s Cove for the sole purpose of helping residents of the town who are required to travel to other areas of the Province or out of Province for medical treatment.

In this case, we have a foundation operated a municipality in the province that raises money to do what the provincial government is supposed to do: namely financially support people who have to head out of the province for medical treatment not available here.

Great purpose and God will surely smile on the Williams Family Foundation for this humanitarian effort. But the question we have to ask is why any foundation must exist in the province to do something government should be doing?

Fundamentally, the problem is this: one sort of organization is funded by the public purse or is operated by a public entity and may need to lobby for added funds.

It gets a bit sticky if the Premier is putting cash in your pocket, even if it is from a legitimate family charitable foundation. This money changing hands compromises both sides. And even if the set-up works on a particularly ethical set of politicians, there is nothing - absolutely nothing - to stop a future group of people with a less highly refined sense of ethics to start linking private charitable donations to political silence during times of controversy.

The other type of organization - the private charity - gets equally compromised if it has to take issue with a government decision having received moneylegitimatelyy given by a legitimate charity for legitimate purposes.

The whole business of money changing hands like this just compromises the relationships involved and that's why some donations just shouldn't be made.

But even if all that was just fine, what should we think of the Western Health Care Corporation making a political contribution in 2004 to the ruling Progressive Conservative Party? It did. $150.

Holy ethical collapse, Batman!

The amount doesn't matter; the problem is the very idea of an arm of government making a partisan political donation.

To make matters worse, 2004 was the same year when the Williams Family Foundation donated $2000 to the Western Regional Hospital Foundation, the corporation's associated charity.

Let's be clear: there is nothing to suggest that there was any quid pro quo, arrangement or anything else going on here other than a legitimate and generous contribution by the Premier's family charity.

But why in the name of merciful heavens would anyone at the Western Health Care Corporation think it was okay to make a contribution to any political party ever?

So goodbye already

Soon Ralph Klein will be gone and likely the collective IQ of Canada's Premier's will jump noticeably as a result.

After all, who else but the Clown King of Alberta would use a line like this, let alone in public:

"I don't think she ever did have a Conservative bone in her body, well except for one," Klein told the audience at the charity event. "Speaking of Peter MacKay . . ."

Thanks Ralph for reminding us that we in Newfoundland and Labrador are not alone in electing politicians with a childish need to draw attention to themselves.

Don't let the door hit you on the way to cash your gigantic pension cheque.

Some constructive suggestions

Wiser and cooler heads persuaded your humble e-scribbler of the need to pull the previous post on the Remembrance Day ceremonies.

In it's place, here are some observations from last year.

The committee organizing the ceremonies are a dedicated and hardworking group of volunteers. They deserve a ton of recognition for their efforts.

That said, the ceremony at the National War Memorial in St. John's has needed a review and re-organization for some time to deal with problems of crowding and the easy flow of events.

There are organizations laying wreaths that likely could be moved to another spot in the program. Worse, there are representatives of allied countries who should be there who simply don't participate.

Overall, though the site needs some physical reworking. The original layout, as noted last year allowed for more, useful space.

The site deserves to be restored to its promient place. The ceremony needs to be rearranged as well.

Maybe everyone can pull together over the next year and sort things out.

Note for Andy

Re: Andy Panda Wells' interview with the Telegram published on Thursday:

Good luck.

Under s. 119 of the Atlantic Accord implementation act, 1987, the development application for Hibernia South contains information that is pretty clearly confidential under either the federal access to information act or the implementation act.

As a result, the opinions and advice of the board staff as a result of their evaluation of the application would also be confidential.

At the very least, so much of the document would be blacked out that it would unusable for anyone trying to understand what went on.

And before the local indignation brigade tries to set fire to their computers to banish the references to only federal statutes, let me assure them that the provincial Accord implementation act says exactly the same thing. The provincial statute gives the section number as s. 115.

Following the money

CBC Radio started on Thursday with a story on political donations to the provincial Progressive Conservatives.

Offal News picked up the thread and expanded on it.

Meanwhile the New Democrats have been silent on the GRAP deal and the Liberal Opposition is struggling to figure out what the fuss is about, as evident from fumbling releases like this one.

Try and figure out why the fonts change and the "@" symbols are all over the one from Roland Butler before you begin searching - in vain - to find out what the heck he was questioning back in September 2005.

Then there's this one...same formatting problems that mar its delivery followed by a pretty bland news release about Fishery Products International.

Huh?

Someone needs to check the links.

The best one of all is the November 6 effort from Gerry Reid. The "news" in this release? That he has received a bunch of e-mails critical of the GRAP deal.

Yawn.

And that they are telling him something is afoot here.

Yep. There is a problem. We dunno what it is or what it is all about, apparently, but we gots mail.

At the end, Reid concedes the decision is popular in the business community (he obviously has no contacts in the business community) and pledges that - for all those people wondering why the Opposition hasn't been on this already - they will get around to it when the House opens.

Backside. Dark. Flashlight. Both hands.

Do the math.

Fibre-optic follies

The Attack of the Triffids.

For starters, try the Offal News take on the recent fibreoptic deal cut by the provincial government with Persona and Rogers that gets the Government of Newfoundland and Labrador into the telecom business.

this is a written version of the comments Simon Lono has been making within the past couple of days on local talk radio. So effective is the Lono criticism - compared to other comments out there - that the Premier's Pitcher Plants started to attack Lono and his character.

One planted caller referred to Lono has having worked for every political party around, supposedly attesting to his lack of morals or lack of firm convictions. Another planted caller claimed Lono was opposed to everything good for the province and would undoubtedly sell us all out as politicians have done in the past.

So much for sophisticated reasoning.

The ad hominem attack is the last refuge of the scoundrel and well, it was a frank admission that the Pitcher plants didn't have a concise rebuttal. Purists will remind me that the original quote from Samuel Johnson is that patriotism is the last refuge. Well, let's just remind everyone - while we are at it - that the typical argument of the Pitcher Plants is that everything the Premier does is automatically a matter of patriotism. Anyone who questions or criticizes this particular administration is not being a good Newfoundland.

The problem with serial connections.

When Trevor Taylor announced the $15 million GRAP deal he made all sorts of claims about its benefits to the province. One of the benefits was that the unsolicited proposal from Persona, Allstream and Rogers was that it "fully embraced governmentÂ’s vision as outlined in the Blueprint."

ok.

Here's the Blueprint vision, such as it is: "Advancing the use of computing and high-speed digital networks in every region of the Province" or "Enhancing connectivity through upgrading of broadband infrastructure and other means, such as innovative combinations of satellite and wireless communications."

That's a pretty bland pair of statements given that both the provincial and federal governments have been investing in broadband infrastructure since 2002.

In November, 2005, InTRD minister Kathy Dunderdale issued a news release announcing a national request for proposals to find "a consultant who will recommend an advanced network model that meets government'’s existing and anticipated future technology needs."

Interestingly enough, Dunderdale said at the time that "[i]n terms of its current network capabilities and capacity, Newfoundland and Labrador is falling behind the rest of the country and the world."

There are a couple of things to observe about this release from about one year ago:

1. Apparently, there has been no public discussion of this consultant and his or her efforts over the past year. This was supposed to lead to a strategy that would drive future projects. What we have with GRAP is a commitment to spending without a strategy.

2. The GRAP deal came out of what Dunderdale's replacement described as an "unsolicited proposal" apparently aimed primarily at lowering costs to consumers. A bunch of things were mentioned in the news release but the first mention was a commercial competitive issue: price.

3. Trevor Taylor hasn't mentioned yet that the current network capabilities and capacity are falling behind the rest of the country, let alone the world. To the contrary, the GRAP deal has been justified on the basis of things like avoiding interruptions in service. Others have pointed out that the existing fibreoptic network is not operating at its existing capacity. Basically, the infrastructure can't be falling behind in capacity and not using existing capacity at the same time.

4. A "Big Backgrounder" issued jointly by the federal and provincial government in February 2005 makes it clear that the issue is not one of cost but of making broadband accessible to the largest number of communities. Some of those interviewed in order to prepare the backgrounder mentioned costs, but giving maximum access - most number of communities and greatest number of people - is where the document puts itemphasisis.

5. The broadband shortfall in Newfoundland and Labrador is in connectivity, not capacity. Initiatives continued under the Williams administration from its predecessor would give broadband access to 80% of the population but only 40% of communities. That situation won't be corrected by the GRAP deal since it merely duplicates the lines across the island portion of the province and adds a line on the seabed off the south coast.

6. The GRAP initiative reinforces the surplus capacity in the major population centres in its land route. In the sea route, the line connects up a handful of coastal communities with considerably more capacity than is required. There are other ways - possibly cheaper ways - of extending capacity to more communities.

7. Up to February 2005, the federal and provincial governments, as well as the telecom industry committed a total of $23 million to expanding broadband access throughout the province under the BRAND program. The federal government committed a total of $14.2 million. The provincial government tossed in $544,000. The balance came from industry contributions.

8. Put another way, the Williams administration just committed 27 times more money to three private sector companies than it committed up to February 2005 to expanding broadband throughout the province. The supposedly evil federal government tossed in as much money up to February 2005 to widen access - increase connectivity - than Danny Williams' administration just committed to developing surplus capacity on already-served routes.

9. All of that is separate from a $15 million initiative to connect schools to the Internet using broadband. The deal was originally singed in June 2003 and then-education minister John Ottenheimer announced it again in June 2004. That project involved $5.0 million of provincial money, or one third of the commitment just made to GRAP.

Mid-week quickies

1. Conference Board provincial economic outlook

The Conference Board of Canada is predicting the central Canadian economy will slow in 2007, in tune with a slowdown in the American economy.

Newfoundland and Labrador is forecast to see economic growth at 5.7%, up from 2.9% in 2006. Growth is attributed entirely to resumed production at Terra Nova and Voisey's Bay.

No comparable new economic initiatives are on the table for Newfoundland and Labrador. In April 2006, the $10 billion Hebron development was shelved in a dispute over taxes and the provincial government's demands for an ownership position among the operators of the project.

No other initiatives - including a proposed second refinery at Southern Head, Placentia Bay or the Lower Churchill - are likely to receive approval.

2. Ontario/Quebec upgrade power connection

Ontario and Quebec will announce shortly plans to improve the electricity interconnection between the provinces.

"It will allow us to access more power from Quebec and ideally, over time, from Newfoundland, as well," said Ontario energy minister Dwight Duncan.

3. Cable smackdown draws crowd

Government's announcement it would acquire a 28% interest in a private sector cable deal is generating growing controversy across the province.

The Williams administration has been deploying cabinet ministers, back-bench members of the legislature and the usual parade of planted callers on Open Line shows to attack anyone criticising the deal.

So far, none of the deal's supporters have been able to explain why the provincial government invested in a private sector venture that the private sector had already started and was clearly able to fund.

Work began on the project when it was priced at $82 million. Government stepped in with a 28% interest in a project estimated to cost $52 million.

Meanwhile, at vocm.com, the public wasn't looking kindly on the deal. The on-line survey "Question of the Day" is not scientific but Williams and his Pitcher Plants have been known to try and skew the thing.

This time out, vox populi won out over TMV [Their Master's Voice] despite a last minute flurry from the crew who get their call-in scripts from the Premier's Office.

On Tuesday, the votes were running 60/40 against the Premier's plan to pump $15 million in public money into the deal. Despite a last minute flurry of activity by the Pitcher Plants, official results show opposition to the deal running at 51% to 47%.

4. Offshore Board tackles Hibernia South

The Canada-Newfoundland and Labrador Offshore Petroleum Board met on Monday and Tuesday to tackle the development application amendment for Hibernia South. Decision on the application was delayed pending appointment of a new chairman and chief executive officer.

No word on when a decision is expected.

5. Patrick new Mass governor

Massachusetts' new governor is Deval Patrick.

Among the campaigns, Patrick's most recent television spots are an example of American end-game positive messaging.

Why GRAP explanations are crappy

Trevor Taylor's explanations of the GRAP - Government, Rogers, Allstream, Persona - fibreoptic deal don't add up.

Here's why:

1. There is no reason to spend public money on a private sector deal like this one.

- According to Persona chief operating officer Paul Hatcher, the project was already underway, at a cost of $82 million with Persona contributing $30 million of its own money.

- The announcement on November 2 was for a $52 million project.

- The private sector companies could easily finance the project themselves - obviously - and deliver benefits to consumers by improving their own competitive position.

2. The GRAP will not deliver province-wide 911 service.

- If the provincial government wanted to develop a secure, government-operated emergency communications system, then it could do that separately from this project.

- There is no mention of emergency service in the initial government news release. The news release focuses on competition, all of which the private can obviously and should obviously bear by itself.

- For the province's ownership stake, it will have access to its own fibreoptics system. But, to ensure redundant access to allow secure 911 operation, the provincial government should purchase service from all providers, including Aliant.

3. The province doesn't need to compete with the private sector where service exists already.

- Under this GRAP deal, the provincial government will become a business partner with private-companies competing directly with Aliant - an established service provider.

- The provincial ownership stake will generate cash but this cash amounts to a hidden tax on telecommunications in addition to any other taxes it levies on businesses like this.
4. The Premier's relationship with the proponents is too close for comfort.

- Some media outlets are reporting that Dean MacDonald (Persona) and Ken Marshall (Rogers) were employees of Cable Atlantic.

- In fact, they were business partners with the Premier, as detailed in Henley v. Cable Atlantic:

Danny Williams: 93%
Dean MacDonald: 4.5%
Ken Marshall: 0.6%

- Under provincial conflict of interest legislation, the Premier would be obliged to remove himself from any process in which he has a conflict of interest.

- In this instance, there is a perceived or potential conflict of interest so, prudently, he should have removed himself from any process involving these players; that just covers his own backside.

- The provincial government has acknowledged a concern about conflict of interest. According to Trevor Taylor, this proposal took longer than it otherwise might have because of concern about a perceived conflict of interest.

We'd agree. A perceived conflict of interest should have caused greater concern - and a greater degree of openness - about this deal.

The Cable Guys: another viewpoint

There is a small but growing interest across the province - and likely elsewhere as well - in the provincial government's decision announced last week to spend $15 million on a third and fourth fibreoptic line across Newfoundland with connections to the mainland at North Sydney.

Even though the proposal from a consortium involving Persona, Rogers and Allstream was made to government as long as 12 months ago, there was no public discussion of the initiative before a fire at Aliant headquarters in St. John's interrupted telephone and internet service for upwards of six hours in late October.

Immediately in the wake of that event a number of commentators - including cabinet ministers, officials at St. John's city hall and others - voiced loud and sustained criticism of the events, and implicitly of Aliant's handling of the problem.

Particularly vocal were St. John's mayor Andy Wells and city solicitor Ron Penney. Penney called for a probe into the Aliant fire.

Premier Danny Williams focused on issues of public safety when news of the Persona/Rogers/Allstream proposal came to light. Canadian Press reported it this way:

A six-week-old child stopped breathing for several minutes during the five-hour outage, and had to be driven to a nearby hospital for help after calls to 911 failed.

"That alone is a significant, serious situation," Williams said. "There could've been a loss of life, so any time you're talking safety and life loss, that's obviously paramount."

In the same story, Canadian Press also reported:

- Persona had already begun construction of the new links backed by a commitment of $30 million toward a project then estimated to cost $82 million.

- St. John's mayor Andy Wells wrote to provincial innovation minister Trevor Taylor supporting provincial government participation in the additional links.

On November 2, the provincial government announced the $15 million commitment which would bring the provincial government an ownership stake in the new telecommunications project. The project apparently would cost $52 million ($15 million from the province plus $37 million from the private sector), but Canadian Press still reported the project as costing $82 million.

Before the deal was announced, R.F. Davis, an engineer from St. John's submitted an opinion article to The Telegram. It was carried in the Saturday edition and is reprinted below. Davis' comments take issue with some of the claims being made about the existing Aliant service. He also draws attention to the issue of private sector companies improving their competitive position through a public-sector investment. As Davis notes, Aliant laid dual fibreoptic cables across the island portion of the province in the mid 1990s with no public money being either sought or obtained.

Following is Davis' article as carried by The Telegram.

The Telegram
04 November 2006
R.F. Davis

A second fibre-optic cable already exists off island


From time to time we see references parroted by a media as being "gospel" because the point being made came from a politician. When that politician is Premier Danny Williams, people tend to sit up and take notice.

In a story in the Oct. 27 edition of The Telegram, headlined "Province ponders second line in wake of phone outage," Williams said Newfoundland is considering construction of a second fibre-optic link to Nova Scotia that would prevent 911 services from shutting down as
they did recently.

Didn't stop blackout

It is unfortunate that the advice being given to the premier on this matter is incorrect. There have been two fibre -optic cables connecting Newfoundland and Labrador to the national telecommunications network for 10 years. The presence of this second cable did not prevent the 911 system from failing Oct. 20. Neither will a third cable provide any increased protection for the 911 system. The Gulf fibre cables have nothing to do with providing protection for the 911 system.

Two Aliant fibre-optic cables already exist across the Gulf and carry huge amounts of telecommunication voice and data traffic (including the Internet). They are diverse both physically and electrically and telecommunications traffic is carried simultaneously over both cables. Likewise, across the island there are two physically and electrically diverse fibre-optic cable routes that simultaneously carry the traffic. These cable systems are supported and maintained by a very experienced and dedicated team of engineers, technicians, construction and repair personnel.

The story referenced above and statements since Oct. 20 by various municipal and provincial politicians, including the premier, are leading the public to believe that another fibre-optic cable across the Gulf will save us. A third fibre-optic cable is not required for service diversity or protection purposes nor is it required to provide additional capacity to meet the needs of the province.

New system proposed

The story went on to report that the provincial government is considering investing in an $82-million proposal by Rogers Communications; MTS Allstream and Persona Inc. to build this new cable system.

(Telegram Editor's note: an announcement was made Thursday after this submission was written that the province will invest $15 million while Persona Communications, Rogers and MTS Allstream will invest another $37 million to install a new, fully redundant fibre-optic telecommunications link from St. John's to Halifax along two diverse routes to connect to national carriers on the mainland.)

If investment by the provincial government triggers the building of a third cable, the revenue generated will only go to serve the interests of the companies and their shareholders who will own and control the cable. The general interests of the people of the province will be secondary.

If the provincial government is considering investment in infrastructure for telecommunications there is a better use of the money. The people of the province would be better served if the government looked at upgrading its own 911 system by providing a new provincewide E911 system utilizing the all digital telecommunications network currently. An E911 system has been under consideration for years and is no closer to realization.

No government help

The two Aliant cables that exist today were totally financed by Newtel Communication (now part of Aliant). There was no financial support by the provincial government - neither offered nor requested. Aliant is obligated to provide universal access to basic local and long distance telecommunications services in the province. The companies wishing to tap into the public purse to help finance their infrastructure investments operate totally in the competitive environment and carry no such obligation to serve and provide access to basic services.

The telecommunications failure Oct. 20 should not be used by the provincial government as a rationale in attempting to convince the public that we should make an investment in unrequired infrastructure. If the business proponents of the third fibre-optics cable wish to have the capability, which this cable will give them, of competing in the long haul telecommunications marketplace, then I say let them build the cable themselves with their own money.

Remember, remember the fifth of November

Remember, Remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot

Guy Fawkes Guy, 'twas his intent
to blow up king and parliament
Three score barrels were laid below
to prove old England's overthrow

By God's mercy he was catched
with a dark lantern and lighted match
Holler boys,Holler boys, let the bells ring
Holler boys Holler boys, God save the King

On the night of 4/5 November 1605, Guy Fawkes and other plotters attempted to blow up the King and the House of Lords. Fawkes was caught beside 36 barrels of gunpowder that had been moved underneath the buildings.

Left: The Discovery of the Gunpowder Plot [Guy Fawkes, in dark clothing, centre.]

Fawkes and his co-conspirators were arrested, tortured and executed. As was the custom for treason, Fawkes was hanged until nearly dead and then slowly dismembered.

Each year since then, bonfires have been lit on the anniversary of the plot in celebration of the plot being thwarted.

Until the 1980s, bonfires were a common occurrence in many parts of Newfoundland and Labrador. St. John's city council banned the celebration, ostensibly because of the problems caused for the local fire brigade. Truthfully there were some truly idiotic occurrences. Some people thought it was cool to toss propane cylinders on the fire, but oddly, there doesn't seem to have ever been a major fire from a bonfire getting out of hand or of an explosion that resulted from stupidity. [I stand to be corrected on that.]

One of the largest ones I recall was on Freshwater Road, in front of the housing development across from what used to be the municipal depot. It was amazing to me, as a child, to be driving in the car with my family and see this immense fire roaring away in the centre of town.

The Gunpowder treason had its roots in tensions between Roman Catholics and Protestants.

In 1601, with the Wright brothers, Catesby was mixed up in the ill-fated rebellion of the Earl of Essex against the dominance of Robert Cecil. It saw him wounded, imprisoned and fined. From then on he was seen as a dangerous character by the government. He had, apparently, been involved in discussions with the Spanish government in 1602 about arranging a rebellion in England. He was one of those who were arrested as a precaution by the English government in 1603 after the death of Queen Elizabeth.

Catesby originated the Gunpowder Plot, having decided that the Spanish would not help the English Catholics. He disclosed it initially to Christopher and John Wright and Thomas Winter, and later to Guy Fawkes and Thomas Percy, in May 1604, at Catesby's lodgings in the Strand in London. Catesby, the 'moving spirit' behind the Plot, recruited others in 1604 and 1605.

More than 400 years after his death, Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder treason continue to inspire. Guido Fawkes' blog is a compendium of scandal and rumour about English politics.

The 1980s graphic novel V for Vendetta is set in a futuristic Britain after a limited nuclear war. The country is run by fascists; V is an anarchist who sets about to topple the government. He hides his identity behind a Guy Fawkes mask. It was adapted as a film in 2005, with an altered premise (no nuclear war). The film attracted some criticism including from the creators who felt that the movie version ran contrary to the theme of the original work. In place of a conflict between fascism and anarchism was a battle between American conservatism and American liberalism, albeit while retaining the British setting.

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

Printer versus GPMG

A disgruntled United States Army officer (his collar tabs say captain) displays some questionable - but highly humourous - judgment dealing with an HP printer that won't work.

He decided to introduce the printer to the FN MAG, a general purpose machine gun firing 7.62 mm rounds. It's a fine piece of kit capable of reaching out the better part of two kilometres if mounted on a proper tripod. Canadian soldiers will recognise it as a C6.

It also makes short work of the printer.

Monkey fist strikes again

Danny Williams campaigned door-to-door in Signal Hill-Quidi Vidi in order to get his candidate elected.

He deployed his caucus and cabinet.

He lost.

So what does he do?

Blame the guys who didn't run a candidate.

Is this a case of Danny tossing the monkey or spanking it?

General Ursus, left, explains that the secret to either tossing or spanking is in the grip.

What's he gonna flip the province for?

Danny Williams made his reputation by taking a cable television company, adding on a bunch of telecommunications assets and then flipping the thing for cash and stocks.

The company Danny owned was Cable Atlantic, formerly Avalon Cablevision. Danny was the majority owner, but small pieces were owned by Dean Macdonald and Ken Marshall.

1. The easiest thing to point out about Thursday's news release on government's suddenly discovered "telecommunications strategy" is that the key players in the deal are the provincial government, Persona and Rogers, headed respectively by:

- Danny Williams;
- Dean MacDonald; and,
- Ken Marshall.

2. The next easiest thing to notice is that the fibreoptic lines are to run along the TransCanada highway and along the south coast. There is nothing in this announcement to include Labrador.

3. The next easiest thing to note is that while this is supposed to be a private sector venture, the provincial government as the largest or second largest shareholder. Dannystan winds up with 28.8% of the investment in this project, while the three private sector companies are ponying up a total of $37 million. According to an earlier news story Persona was dropping in $30 million on its own. However since the original proposal was for an $82 million job and the total announced Thursday was $52 million, we have to wonder what the portions wind up being.

4. The next easiest thing to wonder is how the government shares are going to be held. Will they be held by say, the Department of Finance or Trevor Taylor's innovation crowd? Or will they be handed over to Hydro under its new mandate?

5. The next easiest thing to wonder is what Newfoundland and Labrador will earn for its financial interest. Use of these fibreoptic cables has a cost attached to it. If government is investing in the construction then it should also be getting a piece of the action. Every time you sign up for any service provided by Allstream, Persona or Rogers, you'll be funneling an extra payment into the provincial treasury.

If not then the province is double-subsidizing the private sector, first by investing in this project and secondly by foregoing legitimate revenues in order to recover the public investment.

6. The next easiest thing to wonder is where this "telecommunications strategy" thing came from. The minister mentioned it at Thursday's newser but truthfully, I haven't found a single person outside of a handful directly involved who had heard of it before. We do know that persona approached the Premier some time ago with this expensive scheme; it took the fire at Aliant to push cabinet into investing in it.

But the most obvious thing to ask is this:

If Danny got into telecomms just before he sold off Cable Atlantic, should we all be wondering what he is going to flip the province for and who the prospective buyer is?

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Update: nottawa has been slogging away at the telecom thing for a few days now.

Check his posts here and here.

We weren't kidding...

when we subtitled a list of old columns "Travels in Danny-land".

Scroll down on the right and you'll see it.

[Left: Premier Danny Williams. Photo: Greg Locke/Current]

Check out this account from The Current online of an encounter between the president of the Conservative Party of Canada and some local senior Progressive Conservatives at the Tory convention in Gander last month.

The name is official.

sort of.

Update: Take a look at the Offal News take on this story as well.

I can add a bit of colour to Lono's comments, in the sense of background. As it turned out in June 1990, the task fell to me for co-ordinating the security and logistics details of two visiting first ministers during Meech Lake. I got the prime minister and the Ontario premier, David Peterson. Another guy in the office got McKenna and Grant Devine.

Now you have to bear in mind that this was during the course of the very heated debate in the House of Assembly. Emotions were running high and the Premier and the Prime Minister quite clearly didn't see eye-to-eye about very much of anything. Even at the level I operated on, which was several layers down from the grown-ups, the general approach we followed is the one to most people would expect. To the best of my knowledge, it's the approach pretty well any first minister's office has followed.

Your job as a staffer is to make things happen and to represent your boss, the office he holds and the province as a whole with as much professionalism and dignity as you can muster.

And hey...no matter how much you disagree with his policies, the guy is still the prime minister of the country or the Premier of Ontario. As they say in the army, even if you can't salute the man, salute the rank.

Mulroney came down, the trip went without a hitch and there was never - to the best of my knowledge - anything that would reflect badly on the Office of the Premier, the Premier himself and the province. Courtesy was the order of the day, even when the advance guy was being a complete ass about cameras in the legislature.

As an aside, the CBC television producer involved wound the guy up tighter than tight before he finally agreed to a request both knew was easy enough to accomplish. The problem was in the guy's tone. But that's another story.

To get back to the point, in the little saga The Current lays out, one of the people involved is Tommy Williams, the premier's brother; the other was allegedly one of the Premier's senior staffers. Even though Tommy isn't on staff, people know who the heck he is and he really falls under the same sort of expectations as the staff. That is, unless his goal is to be like Jimmy Carter's doltish brother.

If he acted the way he is alleged to have acted, then we have a serious problem. If people carry on this way when they represent the Premier we all look like schmucks.

We all get branded as boors.

There really isn't much chance that the staffers can work around the bosses' disagreements - public or private, real or imaginary - because the staffers are basically acting as boorishly as the grown-ups.

To make matters worse, when people representing the province act like horse's asses, you can imagine how little they really think of the province and its people.

If the Gander story is true, it wasn't the national Conservative party president who got told to off.

Nope.

By implication, we have all been put on notice:

This is Dannystan.

Danny takes a hit

Provincial New Democratic Party leader Lorraine Michael defeated Progressive Conservative Jerome Kennedy in a by-election in Signal Hill-Quidi Vidi [pronounced either "kiddy viddy" or "kweyeda - veyeda"] this evening by a 55% to 45% margin.

Michael polled 1968 votes to Kennedy's 1585. The Liberals didn't field a candidate, ostensibly out of courtesy to Michael.

The district has been held by the New Democrats since the early 1990s.

Showing the strength of their grass-roots organization, New Democrats turned out 80% of their votes from the 2003 general election while the Williams Conservatives pulled 71% of their previous vote.

The Williams defeat came as a surprise to many who expected the ruling party to sail to victory. Williams' personal popularity continues at record levels and St. John's is traditionally a Tory stronghold. The Premier spent a considerable amount of time campaigning door-to-door in the district on behalf of his candidate and deployed considerable numbers of his caucus to help with the campaign.

Still, the Tory campaign had some curious missing elements. For example, the campaign never established a website, preferring instead to focus on door-to-door work and signage. Kennedy's signs, however, were typically found on public land while Michaels signs turned up more often than not in windows and on front lawns.

Kennedy's radio spots were also lacklustre compared to Michael's efforts. While Kennedy featured himself and endorsements from Danny Williams, Michael's spots featured endorsements from well-known figures like actor and community leader Greg Malone.

Some observers noted that Kennedy and Williams focused on what is locally down as the downtown arts community. Some recent media coverage drew attention to a supposed split in the arts community with actors Mary Walsh and Amy Howse campaigning for Kennedy. Walsh and Howse likely represented personal choices given Kennedy's strong involvement with the local arts community. He previously appeared as a guest on Walsh's Open Book CBC television program discussing works by well-known or lesser-known contemporary authors.

Signal Hill-Quidi Vidi is comprised of a broad demographic cross-section with only a relatively small portion being made up of the St. John's-based arts community.

Speaking on a local radio call-in show, Kennedy would not commit to running in next year's general election saying that he has to sit back and evaluate the outcome and return to focusing on his law practice.

Kennedy was gracious in defeat, although during the campaign he told CBC Radio:

The NDP doesn't really have a campaign that I can see, other than, 'Elect us because we need someone in the house of assembly.'

Taking a look at the turn-out and relative votes, some curious points turn up:

1. The Tories should have won. They have a strong government, tons of resources and volunteers, had a great candidate and basically were the shoe-ins despite the fact the New Democrats have held the seat for so long.

2. 71% is nothing to write home about given the points noted above. Even allowing for a lower turnout in a by-election, the Tories were able to turn out fewer of their supporters than one would have expected.

Were the Tories over-confident or was this a sign - as some have noted - that Danny's support among old-line Tories in St. John's is getting soft?

3. Kennedy was Danny's personal choice. Other potential candidates were actively discouraged from running. Both played up their personal connections and previous work. Jerome constantly confirmed his unquestioning support for the Premier's line on everything.

This defeat has got to have set a few dishes flying about any room Danny was in.