There's a sheet of paper taped on the underside of one of
the drawers in the Premier's desk on the 8th Floor.
It's very old. No one knows for sure how long it has
been there but there are countless rings from countless coffee cups on it and
more than few circles from the underside of rum bottles.
On the back, there are a couple of spots where it looks like
people jotted down messages and phone numbers. You know, like someone had the
sheet laying around on the desk and it just happened to be the closest bit of
paper handy.
You can barely make out "Doyle - Panama "
and long string of digits including what looks like a bank account number after
the word Caymans. In another corner there's a woman's first name with
couple of numbers and a note : "Frank - call her back for Christ
sake. Gerry"
On the other side, the words are in Courier 10 point from an
IBM Selectric.
At the top, in all caps and underlined, it reads WHEN
IN TROUBLE... The first bullet is one word: Pander. The
second bullet is: Pick a fight with Ottawa .