Well Ron claims he has a plan in slick little web ads that pop up on some Telegram pages.
Ron calls it The Ellsworth Essentials.
Ron says he has a vision.
A vision of Ron as mayor, apparently.
Ron thinks that this slick little campaign will serve to help Ron fulfill his vision.
But that doesn’t mean the city will be better off.
That’s because Ron doesn’t have a plan for the city itself.
Ron says the city needs a plan.
It needs a plan badly.
And Ron is ready to provide such a plan.
In fact, having a plan for the city is so important that Ron’s first plan is to develop a plan.
But not before the election.
He’ll develop the plan later.
After we’ve elected Ron and his vision to be mayor.
How long after that, then?
Ron won’t say.
But did I tell you Ron has a vision?
Well, he does.
So while Ron has a vision and doesn’t have a plan, he does plan to get a plan.
Meanwhile, Ron will be doing other stuff.
Without the plan he should have now, before he gets elected.
Stuff like spending your money.
How much money is a mystery.
Apparently telling you - the people of St. John’s - how much of your money he wants to spend on his “essentials” is not essential to Ron’s vision.
Or his plan.
When he finally gets one.
Ron will spend your money on snow clearing, which, as part of Essential Number Three Ron assures us will be “better”.
It will be “better” because Ron “will shorten plow [sic] routes to provide better snow clearing service for the city with intensified efforts to get to the curb the first time, thereby reducing the number of plow [sic] passes needed to get the job done right.”
Good, sez you.
We need “better” snow clearing.
“Better” snow clearing sounds great.
Except for the few minor problems.
First, getting to the curb the first time is not a function of how long a route the snow plough has to travel. It is a function of how much snow falls in a given period.
Very little snow and one plough can do the whole city the first time, right back to your doorstep, let alone the curb. Tons of snow coupled with high winds and freezing rain – a typical St. John’s storm, he said on somewhat tongue in cheek - and the entire snow plough supply of Canada won’t get you to work in 15 minutes.
So Ron’s vision is – shall we say – just a little fuzzy on this crucial point of how shortening the length of a route will make snow clearing “better.”
Second, we don’t know how many snow ploughs will Ron need to “get the job done right.”
Ron doesn’t say.
Ron doesn’t say likely because Ron doesn’t know.
Ron just has a vision.
So let’s just say - for argument sake – that Ron thinks that in order to get the job done “right”, a snow plough route should be 11.5 kilometres long instead of the current 23 kilometres.
That would mean Ron needs twice as many trucks and twice as many employees as the city currently has.
This will not make snow clearing “better” because the route length isn’t the key thing.
But let’s humour Ron.
Doubling how much you pay for snow clearing doesn’t work out to “better” snow clearing.
It just means you pay more.
Which brings us to point three:
How will Ron pay for all this?
Ron doesn’t know.
That’s something to be worked out.
because nowhere in Ron’s vision does Ron say he will ever figure out how much all this stuff will cost or how much he’ll get you to pay for it.
Meanwhile Ron is concerned about public debt.
He wants to be responsible “with your tax dollars.”
Lots of promises.
That’s how taxpayers got the huge debt in the first place.
More of the same is not a vision.
It’s a nightmare.
So where will Ron find the money for snow clearing?
Look at your wallet.
That’s where Ron will get the money for his vision.
Keep looking at your wallet.
Ron has more ideas.
Remember the para-transit tax grab?
That’s just the beginning.
Now Ron thinks it is “essential” to put together buses, para-transit and – wait for it – commercially run taxi cabs – in a single transportation system paid for, presumably, with your tax dollars.
Ron also wants more affordable housing.
It’s a federal and provincial responsibility. Let Danny and Steve figure it out.
Let Danny and Steve tell Len to pay for it.
But if Ron gets together with Danny and Steve, those three won’t be footing the bill.
Ron Ellsworth has a vision.
Just a vision.
Lots of people have visions.
Visions are nice.
But if Ron Ellsworth thinks he can reach into my pocket and suck out whatever cash is there to pay for stuff without a real plan, then Ron isn’t having a vision.
Ron is seeing things.
And hearing voices.
People who see things and hear voices don’t get to be mayor.
They should be under a doctor’s care.