So Sue and Gus are gonna have to rethink this "it's all Ottawa's fault" theory they've been running on all along.
Turns out all that estrogen pumped down the toilet from women on The Pill has been shagging up icthyan reproduction.
What will they do now that it isn't a giant conspiracy?
Likely blame Ottawa - which regulates prescription medicine - for failing to do complete environmental studies and predict that 45 years after the introduction of the artificial contraceptive pill that it would adversely affect fish spawning.
Yeah, it's all Ottawa's fault Gus' fishing boats broke the law.
And if they didn't? Well, it wasn't the fishing boat skippers who were wrong.
Nor were the company executives wrong for allowing high-grading.
Nope.
It was the feds' fault for not catching the crooks in the first place.
Try that argument on St. Peter, Gus and see how far it gets you on violations of The Big Ten.
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