Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only *mostly* dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
On the one hand there is the CBC account of the latest Dunderdale-torqued version of the Lott/Motion Invest proposal for Grand Falls-Windsor:
Despite several confusing twists and amidst accusations of 'confidentiality breaches' and 'misrepresentations' from a company seeking to revive a paper mill in central Newfoundland, the province's deputy premier says the deal may not be completely dead.
Then there is the version from the Telegram, straight from the company spokesperson:
“To be clear Motion Invests’ position has not changed since its release, and we have not communicated any message to any person in government which indicated otherwise,” the spokesman wrote in an e-mail to The Telegram.
Given Dunderdale’s propensity to shag things up so badly and blatantly, it’s amazing the Ceeb is still giving her the positive play on her obvious torque-ploys.
But when she starts channeling characters from the Princess Bride?
It’s just as well to go through the pockets and look for loose change.
Miracle Max knew what to do.